General Chat 11: CHANGE PLACES!

smirkytrick wrote:

xXJus10Xx wrote:Why did you have her breast implant?

The real question is: how did you take it from her?

Probably like this.

xXJus10Xx wrote:Why did you have her breast implant?

She shipped it

Cybersix wrote:Mazer wants us to look up dragon dildos, shame on you!

:3

smirkytrick wrote:

xXJus10Xx wrote:Why did you have her breast implant?

The real question is: how did you take it from her?

Its from plastic surgeon's office. They send the failed implants out but they are biological hazards now. We cannot ship those. So I called her, told her to come get it and she is all pissed that I refuse to let it leave the building w a driver. Threatened to tell me manager so I quoted Federal regulations on her and said if she dun pick it up, I will have it destroyed. She got angrier because the boob is still under warranty.

She should get it sometime this week :3

Minecraft...porn?

Please excuse me while I prepare my zombie virus to wipe out society. You all are welcome in my zombie proof bunker as well as a +1 each.

I am surprised that you are surprised.


Rule34 baby. Even Human Centipede has porn now.

As I said, zombie virus to wipe out society. Tis the only way.

Man, forgot how tough RE0 is. Not a chance in hell I'm gonna go for all the achievements here like I did with REmake HD, 0's fairly ruthless on normal and certain bosses and enemies will straight up hit you no matter what which rules out no heal runs and no save runs. inb4 git gud

Koenig wrote:Call them up an bitch at them.

that's likely what I'll do as everyone keeps telling me to do that lol

LegendX48 wrote:Man, forgot how tough RE0 is.

Oh damn, I forgot about that. Gotta get it. Then again, I need to get RE1 as well.

-Mazer wrote:

smirkytrick wrote:How does MC porn work? is it just cubes and boxes just bumping against each other? Does it work like regular porn? Are the tits and dicks square as well?
Not going to look this up.

Apparently there are 2 types. The first is this large breasted woman who seems to be in most of the images being raped by different Minecraft monsters and begging for more. She seems to be the more famous.

The other are just characters looking like the block versions with blocky penises and boobs.

My life is ruined.

I had like the weirdest dream last night. My older brother and I were in the world of Ash Vs the Evil Dead and for some reason there was a living female skeleton wearing nothing but a big sweater and we needed her help and apparently I was attracted to her and she later had skin and whatnot like a regular person...

I don't understand any of that or what sparked it and am strangely confused but wouldn't mind more of it ._.

Sounds like a normal dream to me.
Then again, my dreams are generally whacky.

I need to start recording dreams in a journal again. But I don't seem to get ones as vivid as I used to. The magic complex and the giant ant are two of my old favorites...

zulux21 wrote:

Ochi wrote:http://www.gdbg.tv/2015/#music01

Free electronica, techno, etc from japan there, give it a listen

ochi ochi...
*runs up to ochi and plops down in front of him like a little kid*
tell me a story :3

Once upon a time I head a working router and all was good. Then my router died, and the land was thrown into chaos.

*closes book*

Whelp, look at the time, time for sleep I'll finish this later

LegendX48 wrote:

Official preliminary College transcript(s) has been received. Additionally, an Official final transcript(s) is required with final grades.

...wat? What the hell do they think I sent them?

Koenig wrote:Call them up an bitch at them.

If preliminary transcripts are sent before a student finishes up their current term. Are you currently taking classes? If not those are final transcripts.

Do try and call as Koenig mentioned and ask if those transcripts will be read as final in a few months or whenever if you aren't taking clases

I had a dream where a guy used candy to lure a bunch of kids and certain candies were detonators and he playing cat and mouse to blow their heads up

-Mazer wrote:a guy used candy to lure a bunch of kids

I think it's about time you got one of these.

NO! BAD CYBER!

-Mazer wrote:I had a dream where a guy used candy to lure a bunch of kids and certain candies were detonators and he playing cat and mouse to blow their heads up

Why do I get the feeling Mazer has a file in some corner of the government's law enforcement? Somewhere there is a guy keeping tabs on Mazer and wondering if he is a legitmate psychopath or just some weird fun guy.

Or both...

-Mazer wrote:I had a dream where a guy used candy to lure a bunch of kids and certain candies were detonators and he playing cat and mouse to blow their heads up

O.O

Cybersix wrote:

-Mazer wrote:a guy used candy to lure a bunch of kids

I think it's about time you got one of these.

lolCyber

I DID NOT FEED THE KIDS! I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THEM! D:

Liar!

GET YOUR PASSPORT AND GO TO DAYS OF THE DEAD WITH ME!

NEXT YEAR MAYBE

IT IS ALWAYS NEXT YEAR WITH YOU!

True. I mean I could get my passport like next week, but I'd have to save up some money. So next year would be better.

Just played some Smash.
Good games.