Gen Chat XLII: SMASH BROS. LEAK CONFIRMED REAL!

Lux wrote:

smirkytrick wrote:Just watched Game Theory.
MatPat says Rosalina is Peach's daughter.
*facepalms

So...Peach gave birth to a Goddess whom has been around far longer than anyone in the series.

...Cool.

Hysterically named the “NEW” Nintendo 3DS, it was announced for fall release in Japan and comes in both standard and XL models. It has a larger screen, improved CPU, amiibo compatibility, stronger battery life annnddd a second analog stick?! Well actually it’s more of a nub modeled after the Gamecube’s C-stick, but let’s face it, it’s an IBM ThinkPad’s clitoris.

Most of these employees were localization team members, alongside Q&A, all of which will be outsourced in the future to sentient amiibos. Hopefully, everyone affected by this lands on their feet and hey, new 3DS. Be sure to leave a comment about how old these stories are, give me a thumbs up if you think I need a haircut and Subscribe to see if there’s a news story tomorrow about my penis!

-Mazer wrote:This is what ScrewAttack's HardNews has been reduced too:

Hysterically named the “NEW” Nintendo 3DS, it was announced for fall release in Japan and comes in both standard and XL models. It has a larger screen, improved CPU, amiibo compatibility, stronger battery life annnddd a second analog stick?! Well actually it’s more of a nub modeled after the Gamecube’s C-stick, but let’s face it, it’s an IBM ThinkPad’s clitoris.

Most of these employees were localization team members, alongside Q&A, all of which will be outsourced in the future to sentient amiibos. Hopefully, everyone affected by this lands on their feet and hey, new 3DS. Be sure to leave a comment about how old these stories are, give me a thumbs up if you think I need a haircut and Subscribe to see if there’s a news story tomorrow about my penis!

Lux wrote:

-Mazer wrote:So, while RE revelations sold worse on the WiiU, the 3DS sales beat out the 360, PS3, and WiiU sales but still - nintendo fans dun want a new resident evil, eh?

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NINTENDO OWNERS ALREADY OWNING IT ON THE 3DS BEFORE IT WAS FINALLY PORTED TO THE WIIU DOES IT

Spoiler:

TensePsychopath wrote:Why did people say that?

When WIRED got him on the phone last week, Wiseau demonstrated a series of truths: Regardless of how self-aware he is — or was — about his movie, he’s good-natured enough to play along with becoming famous for being terrible, and smart enough to keep every detail of his personal life (including whether he’s got everyone fooled) a complete mystery.

WIRED: How does it feel to make a movie and have people want to celebrate its ten-year anniversary?

Tommy Wiseau: Okay, we started interview right now? OK, cool, cool. You can ask whatever you want, doesn’t mean you receive the answer, right?

WIRED: That sounds fair enough.

TW: I want you to have happiness at the same time.

WIRED: Okay, I’ll do my best to ask questions you can answer, though.

TW: You know, I am pro-freedom. So what’s your question?

WIRED: How does it feel to have people want to celebrate ten years of your movie?

TW: You know what, I’ll be honest with you, I am completely shocked. I really mean it with a very sincere way, because my original plan was, you probably know about billboards, we did have billboard for past five years, over five years. So my idea was to produce the movie, have a billboard and move on to the next project. It did not come out that way. But happy to report, very happy what’s happening now and I don’t know if you know but I want to tell you at the same time that we are worldwide right now. We just opened recently Portugal, Poland as well.

WIRED: How many screenings do you think have been held since The Room was released?

TW: Well, let me finish my answer to first question. I’m very happy where… As you know, originally supposed to be a play, and it didn’t come out. I decided that wait a minute I don’t wanna do a play because no one especially in America goes to the theatre… because I’m a stage actor, believe it or not.

If a lot of this conversation sounds familiar (because, say, you have an exceptional memory for Tommy Wiseau interviews), it’s because Wiseau gave roughly the same interview to Indiewire in 2011. He swapped out certain details to make it timely, of course, but as our conversation went on, more and more familiar pattern emerged. He has a habit of using idioms like “as you probably know,” “believe it or not,” and “for your information” to segue from direct questions to the entirely different topics he would prefer to discuss, like The Room‘s international success and its forthcoming Blu-Ray edition, offering to send me a copy multiple times (“free of charge, free of charge,”). Once, he parried a question by complimenting my interviewing skills… and immediately moving onto another tangentially-related idea.

At first, when I got off the phone with him, I was a bit disappointed. Almost every answer seemed intensely studied, like this conversation was his next film project and we were running lines (only problem: we’d brought different scripts to rehearsal). Every response seemed to come out exactly as planned — vague, yet full of positive reinforcement — but rarely offering anything meaningful beyond a “yes” or a “no.” It felt like, once again, Wiseau had entered the ring with a journalist, and come out on top, or at least without offering me anything I didn’t already know.

But then I realized: Isn’t that sort of the whole point of Tommy Wiseau and The Room in the first place?

Some people believe it’s all an elaborate act, that Wiseau has known exactly what he’s doing the whole time, like a Real-Deal, long-game Joaquin Phoenix — a walking, talking testament to the superficiality and ineptitude of traditional cinema. One film professor even argued that Wiseau’s movie was “the Citizen Kane of bad movies,” and that it “exposed the fabricated nature of Hollywood.”

Cybersix wrote:Save us Mazer from Luna's tyranny!

Lux wrote:I keep misreading the bulletin as "LUX! MAY YOU BURN IN HELL" xD

Darth Luna wrote:D:

Squirrel500 wrote:hey mazer how did you guys set up our war/battle games? I kinda want to do something like that with anime characters on crunchyroll and can't remember how everything was set up